I tried, Kev, but not reading German doesn't help

And I didn't half find some strange translations!

The one about two dwarfs in a brothel didn't translate too well!
Seriously, I've tried all sorts of Googling (and it's awfully bad for the eyes, I'm told

) but no luck. I just KNOW I've heard something about these figures, though
And is there any relevance in the fact that one has his eyes open and the other has his closed? Hmmmm
